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THE IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

RULES:

Post your character
Go anon and ask other characters a question, be as serious or as ridiculous as you please.
Answer questions, deny profusely, or whatever as long as you're having fun!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What's the deal with you and Deadlock?

[shitflashpointsays]

WHAT? We didn't make any deals. A few bets maybe. All of which he lost by the way.

[That she was sober enough to remember anyway.]

[And no that wasn't evasive at all. Pffft.]

[(Anonymous)]

No no no. That's not what I meant.

Are you guys... dating?

[Inquiring minds want to know, Flashpoint!]

[shitflashpointsays]

[akdfhfjk]

Dating!?

Frag NO!

[That requires commitment and scrap. And actually admitting you like each other. WHATEVER.]

[(Anonymous)]

Oh.

...then how do you feel about him?

[Denial isn't just a river in Egypt you know. Besides aren't both of you like millions of years old?]

/needs more shouting icons...

[shitflashpointsays]

He's a giant pain in my aft!!

[Look she can totally do this talking about FEELings thing!]

_{...and kind of a maybe not-terrible drinking buddy.}

[Wait, did she say 'buddy'? Frag.]

[(Anonymous)]

Friends is a good place to start~!

[Before you start dating!]

[shitflashpointsays]

S-start?

With WHAT?

[Flashpoint NO. You know better than to ask leading questions!]

[(Anonymous)]

With dating of course!

[DUH.]

[shitflashpointsays]

[JASKGHLKHAGJKL]

I don't--

What--

Grrr--

[ ಠ_ಠ ]

....don't think he wants anything to do with me. Except, I dunno, target practice.

[Also she is so not dateable material. Whatever dateable material is.]

[(Anonymous)]

Is target practice a euphemism for something?

[You should calm down before you blow a circuit or something, Flashpoint.]

Besides, why are you so worked up. It's obvious that you two like each other!

[shitflashpointsays]

[blink. SNERK.]

_{Well if his aim's as good as...}

[FLASHPOINT STOP WHAT ARE YOU 12?]

ANYWAY, no, I've no idea what you mean by obvious. All we do is snipe at each other n' scrap. How is that even a quantum jump's distance to 'liking' someone?

[(Anonymous)]

It's like when little kids pull on each other's pigtails to express their affection.

Geez, you're both like millions of years old, how do you not understand this sort of stuff?