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THE IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

RULES:

Post your character
Go anon and ask other characters a question, be as serious or as ridiculous as you please.
Answer questions, deny profusely, or whatever as long as you're having fun!

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Grell Sutcliff | Kuroshitsuji

[redcinemareel]

[(Anonymous)]

What's your daily beauty routine?

[redcinemareel]

Hmm...well, dental hygiene is very important, so that comes first! What would be the point of looking stunning if your breath smells like trash? I then follow up with cleansing my face, toning, and moisturizing.

After that is a secret~!

[(Anonymous)]

But if you don't share your secrets how will I ever be beautiful like you??

[redcinemareel]

If you wanted that, then you'd be competition. And my competition does not last long.

It's your funeral decision if you truly wish to know.

[(Anonymous)]

Are your teeth really that pointed? Do you eat people? Are you like a vampire or something?

...Also, why do you italicize seemingly random words? :D

[redcinemareel]

Would you like to personally find out?

It's called inflection, dear. You wouldn't be able to envision it otherwise without a bit of help.

[(Anonymous)]

No. But sharp pointy teeth are neat! How do you get them so sparkly?

[redcinemareel]

[Shrugs]

Proper dental hygiene! Nothing less!

[(Anonymous)]

...so do you eat people?

[redcinemareel]

You may look at my previous reply for your answer.

Re: Grell Sutcliff | Kuroshitsuji

[(Anonymous)]

Why orange juice?

I had to dig this up!

[redcinemareel]

Once upon a time, I met the Trepies... and the rest became history.

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like a most badass fairly tale. You're cool~!

[(Anonymous)]

How old are you?

[redcinemareel]

I'm already married.

[(Anonymous)]

... What?

[redcinemareel]

Asking for a woman's age must mean you're ready to propose to her.

[(Anonymous)]

That's ridiculous!

Guess that means you won't be telling me your age?

[redcinemareel]

If I could see your face, I'd probably retaliate with some ridiculous comeback of your face is ridiculous.

My, my. What ever gave you such an idea?

[SARCASM]

[(Anonymous)]

Real mature.

What's the big deal with asking a woman's age anyway?

[redcinemareel]

[KANYESHRUG]

Are you a woman?

[(Anonymous)]

No. And don't tell me it's something only a woman would understand. It'd be nothing but a lame excuse.

[redcinemareel]

[Grell only smiles mysteriously, not saying a word. The question is already answered.]

Then there is nothing to say.

[(Anonymous)]

Fine. I'll assume you're twelve.

Or a hundred, how about it?