How does Prowl do that? It's like even his bumper knows how to lineface.

Protocols? Yes. Maybe. Probably. "No, 'course not. You can email me the short form though if it'll make you feel better." Because she's all about making Prowl feel better; he harasses her less when he's not grumpy.

In theory. It hasn't actually happened yet.

"But hey, no one was injured!" Much? They're organics, bruises don't even count. Those happen if you breath on them too hard.