[ZEX watches the approaching human intently, straightening up from his relaxed sprawl. Mmm, how pretty a creature she was, and he'd seen her glancing his way--

Though apparently not out of mutual admiration. Sigh! He is never going to get laid at this rate i mean what.]

Ah, my apologies, my beautiful human friend! I hardly meant to be rude! It's just so hard to not at masterpieces, and humans are such works of art...

[He giggles, curling one of his tentacles around his trunk, and blinks innocently up at her.]